Bitchy Box is a TOM box with a difference. They don’t provide feminine hygiene items, but instead items to help you get through that time of the month. They will fill the box with a variety of sweet treats, salty snacks, and handpicked gifts. They endeavor to make sure you don’t stab anyone while you are riding some fun hormonal shifts. They have 3,6, or 12-month plans available, starting at $66.00, plus shipping to Canada. I had seen some other people’s boxes from them and thought they looked fun so I’m trying them out.
This was the Christmas box from Bitchy and that first look makes me think that they got at least a little festive up in here.
They have their standard little pamphlet in there. On the front is the list of the items included for the month and where they can be found. Inside are recipes for food and drinks. On the back is every possible social media link you could need to get hold of them. There is also a code to get some discounts on wipes and a reminder that you can buy individual boxes too.
Harebrained “Staining Things” Period Panties-$12.99
These are probably the least favouite pair of these that they have sent out and that is only because I don’t watch the show. All the good things about the period panties stand though. They’re thick, comfy, don’t ride up, and have black material lining the inside. These are festive though, I’ll give them that.
Beyond Belief Mint Candy Kiss Lotion-$?
This lotion is scented with all the things that make you think winter……and peaches. The other scents in here are peppermint, cinnamon, and butterscotch. The lotion soaks in really quick and doesn’t leave me feeling greasy at all. I like it!
Snappers Caramel Brownie Snack-$15.00
These look amazing!!!!! They are a pretzel, covered with a melty caramel fudge, and drizzled with dark chocolate. They are a combination of the ultimate PMS relievers in one delicious mouthful. I’m not sharing and these are going away in my special snack stash right now.
Starbucks Peppermint Hot Cocoa-$8.55
This is a great addition. I like Starbucks Peppermint Cocoa and since these are just add water packs I can have them at work and avoid the coffee shop.
You Park Like A Bitch Cards
These are made up by the Bitchy Ladies and there is twelve business card sized little notes to make you feel better when faced with the other option of wanting to ram your shopping cart into other peoples cars. I could have used one today as the scene below is what greeted me after getting groceries. Let me just state that I was parked straight and had no issues getting me or my kid out of the car when I arrived and there was a car parked next to me.
Let’s just say there’d have been words if they’d come back before I’d left. Fuckwit.
This month had another great selection of things. I think that they really nailed the theme this month! Everything in the box is made to make you feel better and less worked up about things that may go on for this time of the month. I am not bothering with a value this month as half the box I can’t possibly price. It’s enough to know that I’m happy and love everything!