Bitchy Box is a TOM box with a difference. They don’t provide feminine hygiene items, but instead items to help you get through that time of the month. They will fill the box with a variety of sweet treats, salty snacks, and handpicked gifts. They endeavor to make sure you don’t stab anyone while you are riding some fun hormonal shifts. They have 3,6, or 12-month plans available, starting at $66.00, plus shipping to Canada. I had seen some other people’s boxes from them and thought they looked fun so I’m trying them out.
The box was full right to the top. Even after taking off the paper and getting in there I still couldn’t see what was going on.
They have an info card in the box. On the front is the theme, Summer Cramp, and the list of items. In the middle are a couple of recipes. The back has all of their social media links, a message about one-off boxes, and a code to get a discount on wipes.
Harebrained “Kruel-Aid Ma’am” Period Panties-$12.00
These are one of the few pairs I didn’t really want to get. They are still fun and I’ll wear them but there are so many other ones that I think are more fun.
Cherry Flavoured Kool-Aid Packet-$0.60
Just to keep the fun from the panties going, they threw in a Kool-Aid mix. I haven’t had this in years and while I’m not sure that it’ll be as good as I remember I know the kids will enjoy the treat.
“Unhappy Cramper” Period Relief Roller Ball Blend-$7.89
This is a little 1mL roller bottle of a blend of pure essential oils to help with your period. You can rub it right onto your lower abdomen or onto your palms and them cup and smell them. It contains lavender, clary sage, sweet fennel, geranium, copaiba, muscle mend (itself a blend), ginger, and cinnamon. Every time I smell it, it gives me something different. I don’t normally get cramps but it’s good to know that I’ve got it if I do need it.
Wrap and Tie Fabric Bracelets With Compass Charm-$5.19
This is a group of recycled cotton fabric remnants that you wrap around your wrist, tie a knot, and leave there until the fall off. It comes with a charm that you can add on if you want to or leave it off. I like the idea of these but I’m not sure if I’ll wear them. I’m concerned that even wearing them in the shower will still leave them smelly after a while.
Bitchin’ in the Kitchen Crampfire S’Mores Bar
This is a homemade version of a Golden Graham Bar. It mixes graham cereal, marshmallow, and chocolate chips to make a delicious treat. I’m eating this as soon as I finish writing this post!
Cool Change Reusable Smoothie Straws-$2.99
I think these are great! I love a fun straw and since these ones change colour they get to qualify. It’s nice that they are reusable and dishwasher safe. Each of the four colours changes to a different one once submerged into cold liquid.
Detroit Style Garlic Parmesan Seasoned Pretzels-$5.00
I think after popcorn pretzels might be my favourite snack food. These ones are seasoned and from the looks of what I can see in the bag, they have lots of flavour on them. The website for them doesn’t say anything besides ‘Bold and Unique Seasonings”.
This month had another great selection of things. I think that they really nailed the theme this month! Everything in the box is made to make you feel better and less worked up about things that may go on for this time of the month. The value this month is $33.67 plus the s’more bar. That is just an okay value but I do like the items and am happy with what I received.