Bitchy Box is a TOM box with a difference. They don’t provide feminine hygiene items, but instead items to help you get through that time of the month. They will fill the box with a variety of sweet treats, salty snacks, and handpicked gifts. They endeavor to make sure you don’t stab anyone while you are riding some fun hormonal shifts. They have 3,6, or 12-month plans available, starting at $66.00, plus shipping to Canada. I had seen some other people’s boxes from them and thought they looked fun so I’m trying them out.
This month instead of the normal box they shipped everything in a bubble mailer. They added a sticker onto it that asked us to pretend it was the normal box as an item wouldn’t fit and they had to go this route.
As usual, they included an info card. It tells you that the theme this month is “Mythical Uteru-Corn” and the items you can expect to find. They also have a few recipes that relate to the theme.
Harebrained “Rainbo: First Blood” Period Panties-$12.00
Getting a new pair of these panties each month makes the box for me. They are so fun and I wear them all month, not just during that special time. These ones are a play on Rambo and fit the Unicorn theme too.
Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exposing The Cold, Hard, Sparkly Truth-$7.99
This colouring book has eighteen pictures that explain why unicorns are not the super awesome best animals you think they are. I like that the pages are thick, you can use markers without worrying about them bleeding through. It has a few blank pages at the back as well.
Reusable Magic Heating Pad-$1.27
This is one of those heating pads where you crack the disk inside and it heats up and then you submerge it to reset it. It kinda looks like a boob implant actually and I wasn’t sure at first what they had sent me. It’s good for about 300 uses, so it should last me a while.
Unicorn Hair Tie-$1.24
I like this kind of hair ties. This one is very cute with the unicorns on it and the saying on the card. I keep these everywhere and use them often.
Bitchin’ in the Kitchen-Unicorn Yack
Fruity Pebbles are so hard to find here. This was made up by the owners of the box and I can’t wait to have it. I have a serious lack of ability to make any type of square like this so when it comes to me from the universe I take it gratefully.
I love a good sucker and this is one that won’t be going to the girls. The only thing that makes it special is that it looks like a unicorn’s horn. This is pure sugar and sometimes that is exactly what you need to get through the day.
This month had another great selection of things. I think that they really nailed the theme this month! Everything in the box is made to make you feel better and less worked up about things that may go on for this time of the month. The value this month is $23.69 plus the square. We are back to not meeting the price but since everything in here makes me happy I’m going to let it slide.