Bitchy Box TOM March 2017

Bitchy Box is a TOM box with a difference.  They don’t provide feminine hygiene items, but instead items to help you get through that time of the month.  They will fill the box with a variety of sweet treats, salty snacks, and handpicked gifts.  They endeavor to make sure you don’t stab anyone while you are riding some fun hormonal shifts.  They have 3,6, or 12-month plans available, starting at $66.00, plus shipping to Canada.  I had seen some other people’s boxes from them and thought they looked fun so I’m trying them out.20170416_205651

The box was full again this month.  I could see chocolate right on top so I figured this would work out okay for me.

There was an info card this month. It has the theme, Murder In My Pants, a list of the items, and then two recipes, one for a drink and one for a snack.  The theme is evident throughout.


Harebrained “Crime Scene” Period Panties-$9.00

These are hilarious!  They have blood spatter and crime scene tape all over them. The back image is Detective Blood Hound.  After looking on the website, they have some really great things and I’m excited to visit it and shop some more.

Goodwipes Cleansing Wipes for Down There-$6.99 for 30

These cleaning wipes are flushable and safe for septic systems.  They say they are great for that time of the month or for after being intimate.  They are all individually wrapped so you can keep them in your bag or the bathroom or even the car for when you’ve got a long trip with limited shower options.  They are lavender scented.

Crime Scene Evidence-Dark Chocolate Raspberry Jellies-$4.52

These candies are dark chocolate with a raspberry jelly center.  I don’t know how they figured it out but these are my favourite kind of chocolate.  I am going to savour these and dole them out to myself one at a time so they last.  The fact that they came in an actual evidence bag is just crazy.


Yumbitz Indulge-Double Chocolate Fudge Cookies-$4.00

These cookies are soft baked and bite sized.  They are made so that you can get that first bite yum factor every time you eat one.  The bag is pretty small but if they are as good as they say then I might not eat them all in one sitting.


The only other thing in the box is a business card with all the info you could need to find them.

This month had another great selection of things.  I think that they really nailed the theme this month!  Everything in the box is made to make you feel better and less worked up about things that may go on for this time of the month.  The value this month is $24.51.  That is less than I pay for the box, which is disappointing but hopefully just an anomaly.



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