Fortune Cookie Soap Company Winter Soap Box 2014

Fortune Cookie Soap Company Soap Box is a quarterly box that gives you samples of their latest collections a few weeks before they put them for sale on their site.  You get a wide variety of products all based on the theme.  They have cute and cheeky names for their products and you get a code for 10% off of the full sized products with every box. This collection is Old Fashioned Family Christmas This box is sold out as of now but you can preorder the spring box shipping February 9th. This is the first things I’ve received that are holiday themed and I love it!

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What I saw first and the information card listing product names and scents.


OCD Hand Sanitizer in Mele Kelekimaka-1oz $2.89

This is supposed to be a mix of tropcal spiced rum, Tahitian vanilla, sprinkled with jasmine petals and twisted woods.  I think it smells like suntan lotion. Either way my hands don’t have that weird alcohol smell most sanitizers give you.


Whipped Cream in Squirrel

This lotion is pink and smells like bubble gum to me.  It was one of four possible scents you could get, the others being Jelly of the Month Club, Jello Surprise, and Bend Over & I’ll Show You. I just love the names!


Sparky Hydrate Me and I Pledge Allegiance, Amen Shower Steamer

The light bulb is a conditioning body bar that you use right at the end of your shower and don’t rinse off.  The shower steamer you place just out of the spray in your shower and it releases wonderful aromatherapy smells.  The steamer is spruce and fir scented and I cannot wait to use it.


Moose Mug Cuticle Butter

My cuticles are always a mess since I am constantly washing my hands or have them in a babies mouth so I need this stuff. It’s supposed to smell like eggnog and I get a hint of it but not crazy over the top, make you vomit eggnog.


Fried Pussycat Whipped Soap

I have no clue what whipped soap is but this smells surprisingly good for something called Fried Pussycat.


‘Tis the Season to be Mary Fortune Cookie Soap

This is their signature product.  It has an actual fortune inside and is supposed to smell like sweet almond with warm swirls of tobacco. I don’t get either of those but maybe once I lather it.


Christmas Bonus Deep Conditioner

This is a contest from them. You have to guess what the scent is and if you are right you win a $50 gift certificate.  I’ve been sniffing and sniffing and can’t think of what that smell reminds me of.  I’m going to give it a break and try again later.

The soap box is $28.00 every three months for those of us in Canada, shipping included.  They do sell out fairly quick if you don’t preorder.  It also is an automatic payment so if you don’t cancel you will be billed again for the next box.  You can check them out at





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